By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 17:53 - United States - Draper

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML
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Tripartita 44

I know how you feel, OP; strangers have commented on how pissed I look on more than one occasion. I've gotten into the habit of shaving my eyebrows and drawing on less angry ones with Sharpie. Now I walk around with a perpetually sincere yet inquisitive look on my face. Well you're at it, you can also draw eyes on your eyelids in case you want to rest up during a particularly boring conversation without offending anyone.

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SauceySarah 30

I kind of feel her though. Sometimes you deal with rude customers so often, especially in regards to loyalty cards, that you assume someone is thinking negatively towards you based off of their facial expression. Should she have replied in that manner? No, but I still feel her frustration.

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buckdharma 36

I think it's all part of what Darwin wrote about. It's an evolutionary process. Like the women with, 100% bitch on their t-shirts. They have reached what scientists believe to be a higher life form. If you take my spouse, for instance. No, please, just take her. Please, TAKE HER?

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LyricaSilvan 29

The curse of "resting bitch face" is real. I know many people with that problem, and they share your pain.

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Colon_Man 17

My friend was standing in line at a gas station a while back and didn't hear the second cashier ask if she could help him because he was busy paying attention to the first one. She goes, "I guess I'm invisible." Then, she noticed my friend's white cane. It's a good thing he has a sense of humor about it.

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Dvillish_fml 7

Am I the only one who pictures a blonde bimbo with a duckface when OP says "Bitchy face"?

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POSGirly 7

As a cashier I will always ask one else, if the customer doesn't respond I ask again, and then if they continue to not respond I assume that they are choosing to respond to me and I move on. If I got worked up every time a customer ignored me, I wouldn't have a job anymore.

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rgreene226 2

I hate to be the Devils advocate here, but coming from someone who just got off a 10 hour shift as a cashier, we check out about 500 people a day and we have to ask everyone for a card and we actually can get in trouble for not doing so. plus often times people take out their frustrations on the cashiers

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MikuandKaito 24

Every keeps saying how they have a natural/resting bitch face, but am I the only one who had a natural/resting sad face? Random strangers will just ask me why I'm upset. But, anyway OP, I hope you cleared the issue with the cashier. Even if you WERE being rude, she was being unprofessional.

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