By neilmalik - 21/10/2015 11:18 - United States - Murrieta

Spicy
Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 160
You deserved it 4 730

Same thing different taste

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I'm sorry nobody could see the shape of your penis through your pants, OP. Everybody deserves to have the shape of their penis seen. :( Wait, what?

Whatever your job is, it seems to always keep your crutch area very busy.

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So the creases in your pants was bigger and more noticeable than your actual erection.. You're telling hundreds of strangers this why?

Just don't ask for a raise until all this blows over. Your boss will probably just say "you already have one". And if they don't, you need to get a more awesome boss.

Why would you WANT people to know? Weird..OP is weird.....

I have a pair of pants that ALWAYS does that and my girlfriend thinks I'm "in the mood" so luckily for me it ends up getting me laid

Why did you have an erection at work?...

I like how this makes it seem as though he was disappointed that nobody saw his boner