By SofaKingPretty - 26/07/2014 23:40 - United States - Pasadena

Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML
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SofaKingPretty 13

I'm in Cali for the summer and don't really know the bus system so I ended up on the bus (after getting on the wrong one) late at night. As anyone would be, I was very bothered when he sat so close to me. I was already freaked out but what really got my heart pounding was when he whispered that into my ear. But as it turned out, he was partially blind. A woman had gotten on with him at the same stop and he thought I was her. They both apologized for the mistake. I'm just glad he wasn't a psycho.

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Welshite 39

That's your cue to scream. He won't be complaining about your silence after that.

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friedpwnadge 25

Touch his leg seductively and slowly bring a knife to his nuts. Chances are, he doesn't want to be a eunuch yet.

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Comments

ohishkabibble 21

That's friggin' gross and creepy. I'm sorry you had to encounter a person like that, OP; a lot of men seem to think it's perfectly fine to invade the personal space bubbles of women, but that's not okay at all! :/

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more4me 27

That's a textbook definition of creepy. FYL !

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momac86 17

Major creeper! That's about the point he gets a snoot full of mace and a swift elbow to the groin

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orsombre_fml 11

Always before stabbing someone.

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samslim 7

do you know how to write S.O.S on a window ?

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xzxXxzx 11

This ain't no mother ******* fml

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SofaKingPretty 13

I'm in Cali for the summer and don't really know the bus system so I ended up on the bus (after getting on the wrong one) late at night. As anyone would be, I was very bothered when he sat so close to me. I was already freaked out but what really got my heart pounding was when he whispered that into my ear. But as it turned out, he was partially blind. A woman had gotten on with him at the same stop and he thought I was her. They both apologized for the mistake. I'm just glad he wasn't a psycho.

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marcranger 28

As much as I revel in the Schadenfreude of this site, it's refreshing to know some of these situations arise from honest misunderstandings rather than human awfulness. Glad you got an explanation and an apology!

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