By SofaKingPretty - 26/07/2014 23:40 - United States - Pasadena

Today, despite all of the empty seats on the bus, a man sat next to me. So close to me that our legs touched. After a few moments of silence, he got closer and whispered in my ear, "You're so quiet." FML
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SofaKingPretty 13

I'm in Cali for the summer and don't really know the bus system so I ended up on the bus (after getting on the wrong one) late at night. As anyone would be, I was very bothered when he sat so close to me. I was already freaked out but what really got my heart pounding was when he whispered that into my ear. But as it turned out, he was partially blind. A woman had gotten on with him at the same stop and he thought I was her. They both apologized for the mistake. I'm just glad he wasn't a psycho.

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Welshite 39

That's your cue to scream. He won't be complaining about your silence after that.

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friedpwnadge 25

Touch his leg seductively and slowly bring a knife to his nuts. Chances are, he doesn't want to be a eunuch yet.

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dabears1011234 27

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Saraishi 24

And that's why you put your bag on the empty seat next to you; most people don't bother to ask you to sit down and move on.

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ostfaiz 18

can't say what he was expecting you to react but it does not seems creepy, now depends upon the intensity

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_heavenlysasa 16

I remember when I was on the bus and this man got on and he sat across from me and started giving me a blank stare. #creepyasfuck

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ostfaiz 18

finally you tweeted!

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TheEmoSuperman 16

You should have spoken up and said "only because I was waiting for you to start" in a creepy voice

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xoteeshaox 22

no, this implies consent to sex, in which case rape would be off the table due to op's "consent"

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kysier 8

Should have replied: "It's because I'm trying to decide what dress to make with your skin.. it's so smooth...so.........Smoooooth....."

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orsombre_fml 11

That's a good one :-)

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DogeMan 14

I would start complaining that he is ruining the bus ride stand up and demand to get off lol

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Sassie8810 9

Demand to get off? Why should OP have to do that before they reach their destination?

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