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By Sonia Kirpalani - 05/08/2019 00:01

Today, I was drunk at a festival. I finally found the chippy, only to spend 7 quid on chips and curry sauce that my deck chair was never going to let me eat. FML
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Vortigaunt86 16

Translated for you all. Today, I was drunk at a festival. I finally found the fish and chip shop, only to spend £7 on chips and curry flavoured sauce, but because I was drunk I sat on my camping chair wrong, my chair fell side ways causing me not to eat my food properly.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Look at it this way. By toppling to the side, instead of ass over head, you didn't faceplant your food, and it doesn't look like you spilled it, either. Kudos to whoever was sober enough to take the photo.

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hmcgrath1 9

I don’t understand any of this 😭

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alycion 38

Normally drunk is an auto YDI, but that could have happened sober too. Those chairs are masterminds of collapsing at the worst possible times. Sorry about your dinner.

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Vortigaunt86 16

Translated for you all. Today, I was drunk at a festival. I finally found the fish and chip shop, only to spend £7 on chips and curry flavoured sauce, but because I was drunk I sat on my camping chair wrong, my chair fell side ways causing me not to eat my food properly.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Look at it this way. By toppling to the side, instead of ass over head, you didn't faceplant your food, and it doesn't look like you spilled it, either. Kudos to whoever was sober enough to take the photo.

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Jasin Smith 7

I'm 'Murica we call those French fries. I prefer Freedom fries. Either way they're still expensive as hell at festivals!

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