Miscellaneous: Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation,...

By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By ChangoFett - 26/05/2013 06:46 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

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By MoshiBak - 24/06/2022 12:00

Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By hopelesscollegechick - 07/05/2013 18:14 - United States - Alexander City

Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML

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By anonymous - 25/11/2014 03:25 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I was in a good mood for once, but my professor looked at me and said, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML

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By WhereforeArtThouJustice - 10/12/2014 21:49 - Portugal

Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By jdawn99 - 22/10/2013 14:24 - United States - Arkansas City

Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML

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Saturday 5 November 2011 15:15

wow umm ur teachers a b*tch

perdix 29

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:19

Only some people can pull off that Mad Scientist look. If you don't look demented enough, it just comes off as stupid.

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zander4310 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 20:38

some body woke up on the wrong side of there mother

Jenmic 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 20:42

Butters! Stop making stupid faces.

doorbellrings 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 20:58

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Clearly, there is something wrong with her eyes. Everybody is beautiful in their own way. NEVER stop smiling.

misspimpins69 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:09

Dats an lol moment

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:32

My teacher yelled at me for smiling once too...she was like what's so funny!? And I said, what I can't be happy?? Teachers can be such dicks

TipOfTheHat 10

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:39

Teachers teach because they can't do! so just cause they can't smile doesn't mean you shouldn't!

houstontxmex 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:58

Your mother and I knew this day would come...child you are fugly...

MrsUresti 8

Sunday 6 November 2011 0:35

rude!!!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:23

There are different types of smiles?

artprincess 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 2:02

bitch please!

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