Miscellaneous: Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 22:21 - United Kingdom - Derry

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2017 00:00

Today, my hate for my mother-in-law now outweighs my love for my husband. FML

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By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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By Anonyme - 17/11/2023 04:00

Today, I was trying to cope with my emotions so I could hold them back, but mom made it worse by inviting my niece, who is only attracted to my sister-in-law AKA Mommy, and she will cry till she gets her way. What a fucking day. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 06:54

Today, my mother-in-law passed away. She wasn’t even cold yet when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. Apparently, only her mother guilt-tripping her kept us together the last few years, but now she’s dead, she’s dumping my ass. FML

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By save me - 30/05/2014 22:33 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML

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By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

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By Jack - 09/08/2016 00:23 - United States - Asheville

Today, my mom said, "I'm sorry your life is such shit." She meant it as an apology. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2014 14:34 - United Kingdom - Ormskirk

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 8 November 2013 2:37

This is probably the most poetic description of the abomination otherwise known as a monster-in-law.

uoeno_fml 20

Friday 8 November 2013 2:36

It all started when she hijacked your computer, didn't it?

Comments

ImpracticalJoekr 9

Friday 8 November 2013 14:59

Boy do I know that feeling.

creneed 3

Friday 8 November 2013 15:35

you didn't marry your in-laws. They're family but they are not the most important people. Focus on the most important thing which is you and your spouse and what you are building together... namely a new family.

SuperMew 22

Saturday 9 November 2013 6:40

That is a lie. Unless you cut off contact you inherit the family. What Op needs to do is set limits and ask that the mother in law no longer cone around if she is that bad.

Sanduril 15

Friday 8 November 2013 16:16

This is perhaps the most well-written FML ever

notsofriendly 17

Friday 8 November 2013 16:40

It seems sad to me that MIL relations have such a bad reputation. If everything goes well, you could wind up with an "auxiliary" set of parents who love and support you. Or at the very least, warm if distant relations with people who are important in your spouse's life. I know it's tricky, but I think it's worth trying...

Omniprism 14

Friday 8 November 2013 17:07

Just watch the show mike and Molly. Molly's zingers will help you get by. Otherwise I'm sorry. Maybe you can wear her down. Maybe find out why she's such a rip.

heartlocked 3

Friday 8 November 2013 17:25

I just loved the way OP shaped the FML by the end :P

icepick23 12

Friday 8 November 2013 17:46

She skipped the wedding?

Faythnightrider 10

Friday 8 November 2013 17:57

They are not all bad, I live next door to mine. If she is to much for you, you might consider investing in moveing. Putting distance between you and your mother-in-law will limit the amount of time you have to interact with her. Good luck and remember its your spouse that you married not your mother-in-law.