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By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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How smelly is your piss?

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Thursday 15 August 2013 15:55

Sparted

ViRepz 28

Thursday 15 August 2013 15:53

There has to be a term for that, like there is for sharted?

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thatnucca 36

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:05

Well damn! Did anyone applaud?

Jst4kicks 16

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:06

at least it makes for a funny story.... for your coworkers at least

gregnc_fml 18

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:11

Theres nothing like a humorous moment in a boring presentation to spice it up. I'm sure it will be a well remembered presentation!

NatalieOntheTram 11

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:12

That's talent right there! Clearly, you're a very gifted multi-tasker. Shouldn't your place of work appreciate that?

perdix 29

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:13

You should have asked for a raise. With that kind of talent, you will surely be in high demand.

EvilLittleMan 23

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:20

Now that right there boys and girls is what you call a Trifecta !

perdix 29

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:21

There's a woman in Vegas who takes in small audiences (maybe 10-12 people)and for the price of admission, shows off her squirting ability. Maybe you can be an opening act for her?

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 15 August 2013 18:43

People pay to see this?

MissCharlotte_fml 26

Thursday 15 August 2013 20:14

Perdix, you know this why...?

graceinsheepwear 33

Thursday 15 August 2013 22:42

Squirters who are so inclined can absolutely make money with it. There is definitely a market. Check craigslist.

sematariux 7

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:24

That had to be decently impressive, OP.

VancouverGuy89 9

Thursday 15 August 2013 16:59

At least you didn't shit yourself at the same time

Neesalun 20

Thursday 15 August 2013 17:02

Lol! Been there. Done that.

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