By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 178
You deserved it 31 114

Comments

Hey #14 I just wanted to say "Nicely played sir" rofl...

I bet OP is glad his or her name is both male and female.

unitedfan11 0

This takes narcissism to a whole new level...

LiyIa_fml 8
Vasin_fml 15

Is your name Jesus? If so it will sound perfectly normal.

Pabs24 0

Says the one with an arrow to the knee joke in his description. Smh

Narcissism taken to the extreme, one step away from watching **** of yourself to get off. :p

KiddNYC1O 20

"I like turtles." Now there's an epic awkward moment...

Ragglefrock though I'm sure that's only an alias but then again, you never know. My best friend's real name is Fool so I wouldn't judge you if that did turn out to be your name.

Ragglefrock II. I killed the first one :)

DreBeezy 9

Yeah, it wasn't like his right hand was ever going to call out his name

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Lol the ad at the bottom of my screen was for a psychiatrist

lolatthesefmls 0

Yeah and mine is for a game about a crocodile. Not too funny.

Torva_fml 16

Ha! **** you guys! My ad says I've won $1000 walmart gift card!

Ha! Well suck it! Mine says "null". Bitch!

Well Mine Says I Can Turn My iPod Into A Cell Phone !

Lilmexiboy 4

haha what is with all of these XD

Mine is giving me trusted relief for colds!

Lol mine says I can save 75% at 165000 hotels

Shadow_Phantom 26

Hopefully your partner was a good sport about it... I would've laughed pretty hard. FYL, I guess.

kroekdog 7

what good can possibly come from worshipping satan?

Wtf. Dont worship satan. Follow jesus. If you need help to stop worshipping go to your local church and pray to the angels.

The great floating spaghetti monster provides carbs and meatballs for all. All hail the one true god!

Have you been touched by his noodly appendages?

EODgf 7

At least it wasn't someone else's name :)

perdix 29

It could have been someone with the same name. The OP coulda been one of them homer-sexuals, or had a unisex name like, say, Pat, for instance.

Hey OP what could possibly be so embarrassing about that? Whenever I'm getting it on with my gf she always says my name and I always say my own name, 'cause I love me too! What's wrong with that?

You should probably pop that big-ass ego of yours before someone else does it for you. Just a tip, trying to save you from a black eye.

brianfantana32 10

You guys didn't get 166. They're referring to a famous FML.

RedPillSucks 31

a-sexual reproduction (attempt)

It's not? Bet your body believes it is. :)

RochelleRedvines 8

I am ******* in love with Joe Walker. Your pic just made me excited.

itsgen 16

"Did u just tell me your name? That's too much to commit to... I am not looking for a seriously relationship...."