By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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That awkward moment when...
when your not funny?
You're*
Hey #14 I just wanted to say "Nicely played sir" rofl...
I bet OP is glad his or her name is both male and female.
like a boss!
This takes narcissism to a whole new level...
You must be good then?..
The outcome of excessive masturbation?
How does that even happen...?
Narcissism taken to the extreme, one step away from watching **** of yourself to get off. :p
FAIL
I live in edmonton too :D
narcissistic much?
Sex with who, your hand?
Oh na na what's my name
2, nice pic. But I wish I could read it.
Ragglefrock though I'm sure that's only an alias but then again, you never know. My best friend's real name is Fool so I wouldn't judge you if that did turn out to be your name.
Muzy.... Really? Lmao.
ya rly alyspar 2
Ragglefrock II. I killed the first one :)
Wrong song, my friend.
It's healthy to love yourself.
Yeah, it wasn't like his right hand was ever going to call out his name
Lol the ad at the bottom of my screen was for a psychiatrist
Ha! Well suck it! Mine says "null". Bitch!
Well Mine Says I Can Turn My iPod Into A Cell Phone !
Mine is giving me trusted relief for colds!
Lol mine says I can save 75% at 165000 hotels
mine 2
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Hopefully your partner was a good sport about it... I would've laughed pretty hard. FYL, I guess.
Wtf. Dont worship satan. Follow jesus. If you need help to stop worshipping go to your local church and pray to the angels.
Smfh you are nothing but a follower.
The great floating spaghetti monster provides carbs and meatballs for all. All hail the one true god!
AW YEAH
Have you been touched by his noodly appendages?
Actually, it wasn't.
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Yess!! iFunny
..rick Bateman?
No, he actually has a fetish for Donald Duck.
Hey OP what could possibly be so embarrassing about that? Whenever I'm getting it on with my gf she always says my name and I always say my own name, 'cause I love me too! What's wrong with that?
You should probably pop that big-ass ego of yours before someone else does it for you. Just a tip, trying to save you from a black eye.
You guys didn't get 166. They're referring to a famous FML.
Sex with yourself isn't really sex.
It's not? Bet your body believes it is. :)
or as they call it "go f*ck yurself"!
Close enough.
"Did u just tell me your name? That's too much to commit to... I am not looking for a seriously relationship...."
Autophile much?
Great to know that you all know your greek etymology. -_-
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