Intimacy: Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

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RaggleFrock 13

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

Oh na na what's my name

_streets_ 19

Wednesday 4 January 2012 11:54

That awkward moment when...

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legresley85 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:26

You love yourself today and everyday, a lot.

sassypenguinxox 15

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:27

Lol I guess you turn yourself on more than your partner does

Seeker304 12

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:49

At least no one can say you don't love yourself.

xoxomariahkxoxo 6

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:49

Ummm how do I respond to that?......

reldnahceus 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:52

Damn, in all the times I've done myself, I never even thought about moaning my own name- or even anyone else's... WTH?

Khalifa89 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 23:54

You ********** much? Lmao

White_Knightspc 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 0:05

Too much masturbation.

xXGigglesXx 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 0:31

Hey when the moments right say whatever u want hahah ;)

Melvinmelvin_fml 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 0:37

Whoops... How did that happen... Well i think u had to much sex with yourself.

GypsyRover 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 1:16

That's HOT! U r my hero!

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