Love, Sex, Awkward and Cheating: Twisted - FML

Twisted

By Iulia - 24/07/2024 10:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I once again had to listen to my husband and the girl he’s cheating on me with have sex in our bed, all while I sleep on the couch in the living room. I’m an immigrant and got my Green Card through him. If I divorce him, Immigration will think the marriage was fraudulent and I’ll be deported back to my country. FML

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By Valentina - 17/07/2023 22:00

Today, my husband hosted dinner tonight and once again made deflating comments and called me “r*tarded sp*c” in front of his friends. They all laughed, while I had a knot in my throat. I have to stay married to him for another year and a half or else I’ll lose my green card and get deported. FML

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Polyamory is complicated

By wtf - 20/02/2021 05:01

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Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML

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Unhealthy

By Homeless - 14/06/2021 11:01

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend was kind enough to let me live on the couch because I have nowhere to go. I have to see the homewrecker he cheated on me with everyday, and hear them have blood curdling sex every night. FML

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By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough

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Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 02/05/2021 15:30 - Australia

Today, after my fiancé and I recently separated, their choice not mine, we decided to stay friends, and still live in the same house. Now I get the pleasure of listening to him flirt and have long conversations with some girl every night. FML

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On the rocks

By leogs23 - 26/01/2021 10:59

Today, my fiancée is convinced that I just want to marry her to get a green card, so she doesn’t want to marry me anymore. FML

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A real mess

By huh? - 09/05/2022 00:01

Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML

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Don't snoop

By Anonymous - 19/09/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I thought that my husband and I were going to work things out, since we’ve been having sex every night. I snooped into his emails today while he was at work, only to see that he’s started the divorce process without telling me. FML

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In a hurry

By bubbles - 10/06/2022 16:00

Today, my husband got home from a date, since he can't wait for our divorce to go through on account of his cheating. I literally put off medical school for this. FML

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By sucker - 26/09/2012 17:07 - United States - Milton

Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML

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sadderp 19

Wednesday 24 July 2024 18:27

If you collect evidence of his infidelity you might have a better chance of keeping your green card if you divorce him

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 25 July 2024 16:06

just because you can't divorce him right now, doesn't mean you can't leave.

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sadderp 19

Wednesday 24 July 2024 18:27

If you collect evidence of his infidelity you might have a better chance of keeping your green card if you divorce him

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 25 July 2024 16:06

just because you can't divorce him right now, doesn't mean you can't leave.

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