today, I am sad to say I wont be on here anymore. What was once... - FML

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By "Johnathan Glenn Moss" - 23/02/2020 16:45

today, I am sad to say I wont be on here anymore. What was once a place to wallow in the misery of others has been taken over by bots and apparently abandoned by the moderators. None of the stories sound or feel real anymore and if there is an ounce of decency left in the world kill this app.

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