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By mokki - 31/03/2015 12:56 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML
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ChocolateScyther 19

that sounds like something out of a horror movie. make sure you keep knives out of your kid's reach...

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Bricktothehead 21

If she's 2 1/2 I think she can be forgiven. Although getting a suit of armor might be a serious consideration until she knows better.

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noelsom7 13

They weren't using anything sharp were they? That sucks.

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skye147 20

Oh my gosh..I hope everything is okay!!

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dawood_k 27

Lucky... The kid didn't think it was a pinyatha!!! But damn that must of been scary nonetheless, Goodluck OP

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tournamentdecide 33

Could you please tell me what a pinyatha is? Never heard of one.

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mezochan 29

I think it's supposed to be an alternate spelling of piñata, but I honestly don't know.

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fantasyworld 37

It's cute depending on if they were using their finger or not.

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geekpower_fml 28

Because the human population is estimated to reach 9 billion by 2050 and we don't even know how we're going to feed all these people. Guys, if you want to have kids, try to keep it to 2 at most. Replacement level.

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shino411cute 13

Or have as many as you like as long as you can afford to feed them. Their life if they want kids go for it

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geekpower_fml 28

It's not being able to afford kids... It's about the future size of the human population.

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PurpleMyth 28

#34 we're also supposed to have cat eyes and orangish-skin according to national geographic. Not all hypotheses are correct

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geekpower_fml 28

As a student at Oxford reading biology and interacting on a daily basis with professors working hard on food security technologies for the future, I'd say it's correct. They wouldn't be getting £2 million worth in grants for pseudo-research.

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red82991 5

"So tell me, when did you first decide that you wanted to be an abortion doctor?" "Well..."

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