Crackers

By crazycrochetlady - 17/12/2018 20:00

Today, I'm 7 weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up 2 hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

This isn't the plan we agreed on, Damien. How are we supposed to rule the world if you're only giving your mom the *****? Donald, Kim, and Vlad are doing their parts, so you do yours, or no deal.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

33 weeks until the Rapture. You heard it here first, folks. Kidding! Wishing good health to you and yours.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

This isn't the plan we agreed on, Damien. How are we supposed to rule the world if you're only giving your mom the *****? Donald, Kim, and Vlad are doing their parts, so you do yours, or no deal.

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crazycrochetlady 12

It's only week 7 got 33 more to go.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

33 weeks until the Rapture. You heard it here first, folks. Kidding! Wishing good health to you and yours.

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maroongrad 13

Pregnancy is not fun! Hang in there momma....second trimester is a whole lot easier. And of course your kid doesn't hate you yet. He/She isn't a teenager!

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crazycrochetlady 12

This is my third pregnancy. My other two were so much easier. I have stayed sick this time around. Some days I'm good, some days I'm sick in the morning only unless I eat something that doesnt agree with me, and then theres the days where if anyone comes near me with food I'm gonna puke on them.

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Itsbeenalong 5

Whaaa whaaa whaaa, maybe you shouldn't have gotten pregnant if you can't handle a bit of *****!

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mikbrooke 25

... being pregnant doesnt normally coincide with 'the *****'. the food is just something that has disagreed with her belly after not being able to eat anything but bland food for a while. 🤷‍♀️

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Itsbeenalong 5

🤦‍♀️ no but babies usually bring with them a lot of shit. if OP can't cope with her own how's she going to cope with a babies!

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raven_of_azarath 34

There’s a huge difference between having the ***** and cleaning a baby’s shit.

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colderthanyou 15

Supposedly being super sick is a sign of a healthy baby... I think they say that to make us feel better

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ManitobaCanada 2

My wife was terribly sick for the whole pregnancy...

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