Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date.... - FML

By Chey1309 - 29/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

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El_Pwnzor 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 15:47

ROFL, all the guys in the comments say she was probably dressing like a tramp. All the girls think the guy is a jerk.

OwNowBrownCow 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 9:03

you look like a fool with those buns

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DoctorBassDrop 9

Monday 18 November 2013 11:41

Classy

theotherguyss 3

Wednesday 4 March 2015 18:54

LOL, THAT ILLUSTRATION DOE!

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