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By run4fun - 23/06/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

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By nobleach - 02/07/2009 14:05 - United States

Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML

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By mustachioed - 29/09/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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By spleechick - 28/01/2010 02:41 - United States

Today, I decided to bleach my belly hair. I bought some body hair bleach at the drug store, and I used it exactly as instructed. When I removed it, I was horrified to see my belly was about three shades lighter than the rest of my body. The hair was still exactly the same darkness. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By fishwizard - 02/06/2017 20:00

Today, I used a tanning bed at my local gym for the first time. I went in for the full allowed time of 9 minutes. I went to school after and everybody said I looked like Trump. Confused, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. My skin is orange and matches with my bleach blonde hair. FML

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By oompaloompa - 28/10/2019 12:00

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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Friday 24 June 2011 0:06

That's what you get for being lazy!

Thabb 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:06

full body swimsuit?

Comments

SlimShadyy1024 2

Thursday 21 July 2011 22:54

Your Dumb, I Would Have Just Shaved It. Why In The Hell Would YOu Bleach It? Like For Real.. thats dumb, you deserve what ever is coming at you

lunax_fml 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:37

...I could understand if bleaching was easier than shaving... but its not. whats wrong with you?

ashhxoxo 14

Sunday 21 August 2011 0:45

Waxing works wonders. :) oh how I love alliteration.

DoNotEnter 5

Monday 3 October 2011 2:43

MICHAEL JACKSON.

parkhillflutist 3

Tuesday 26 June 2012 1:35

I always found shaving easier than bleaching...

Steffi 26

Thursday 20 June 2013 19:18

To everyone who saying she shouldn't have bleached, maybe she can't shave/wax because she has a skin problem or quite simply doesn't have very stable hands? It's also possible that she's like me, and the hair starts growing back a few hours after shaving, or a day after waxing (and it's too expensive to do it everyday) -.- ;P.