By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
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charvisioku 22

Someone should have lit the fart - a ballerina gliding through the air with a fire trail coming out of her arse would be a magnificent sight to behold.

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RaveBlade 4

Well at least you were able to continue without pain afterwards?

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2RaRa25 6

Left that audtion with a bang, didn't we, OP? I'm betting you left a GAS-tly impression!

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lambda_fml 40

So did you get the role then, or were they put off by the fart?

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Enslaved 36

Great! Now the Family Guy Fart Song is stuck in my mind!

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gc327072 30

Why would there be particles? Unless this is a pornographic ballet, in which case I need to know where to get tickets. Imagine the pamphlet.... Part II: Lé suite du boobé

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buckdharma 37

Perhaps they weren't familiar with your level of expertise. you were merely trying to passe de poisson.

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poccocurantes 7

Blame it on the tuba section. that's what I do.

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poccocurantes 7

Of course depending on the timber of your toot you may have to spread the blame around the horn section.

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zombieslayer83 19

Don't you mean silent but deadly!

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