Transportation: Today, I backed out of the driveway of our newly built home....

By jaded_woman - 27/12/2009 06:58 - Australia

Today, I backed out of the driveway of our newly built home. Being unfamiliar with the driveway, I ended up getting bogged in the mud and slid halfway down the steep slope of the front yard, trying free myself. I haven't met my neighbours yet. They stood in their front lawns watching me. FML

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By warningxxLidell - 09/01/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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Stuck

By muddygal - 25/06/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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ssnickel 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:19

"Unfamiliar with the driveway?" So EVERYWHERE else that you drive, you're familiar with, and THAT'S why you screwed up this time? It's got nothing to do with being used to it... it's a matter of watching where you're going and knowing how to back up properly.

GeorgeBoosh 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:06

Learn to drive?

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nikola995 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:08

#1 Fail :/

dingdong666 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:09

ZOMG 3Rdz

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:17

inb4 women driver jokes har har har

cucuto89 0

Monday 28 December 2009 17:40

YDI FOR BEING A WOMAN HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Ireplywith_memes 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:32

Bert is evil.

24788 6

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:33

Well can you blame them?

SaintOfSinners 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:36

Female drivers...... Ugh. Thanks for proving the stereotype for all women yet again. Are you blond by chance to?

24788 6

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:29

Woman drivers jokes are only an escape goat for us men. If you have a penis then you can expect to pay more for insurance since men are technically worst drivers. It's hard to imagine, but it's true.

v1kt4r 13

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:09

the word is scapegoat and even if u had got it right you would still be using it wrongly

RJB 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:26

24788 defintly(sp?) is a blonde woman, she sounds like one of those blondes who think they are smart because they use words like escape goat, and one of those who thinks blondes are super "intellmigent!" and women text,call,put on make-up, and do other shit while driving, my brother can text fine with his 2009 Cadillac CTS I dont know why women have an issue.

C4R0L1N3 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:11

Hair color doesn't make a difference, asshole. The three smartest kids in my grade are blonde, including the guy who completely aces every spanish test, the infinite pool of knowledge that seems to know everything, and the chick who picks up information incredibly quickly and retains it. So **** you.

Anteezy 7

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:53

ESCAPEGOAT AHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO SMART HOW CAN I BE MORE LIKE YOU!?????

anastasia614 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 7:48

thank you #15 ! I am blonde and i don't mind blonde jokes and all but that was pretty harsh.

GeorgeBoosh 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:06

Learn to drive?

Lee3799 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 14:16

lol

infantry831 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 15:31

dork

ssnickel 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:19

whatwasthatnoise 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:27

i agree, it has nothing to do with being familiar with the driveway..if you were driving along in town and strayed into an area you were unfamiliar with would you suddenly forget how to drive and end up through a shop window? doubtful, but if you would, you seriously shouldnt be on the road..although at least that would be more understandable, there would be people about, and other cars and stuff, but a driveway? with just you? thats terribley bad driving

Bluewings 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:53

Even if we were to accept her lame excuse, how much time does it take to get "familiar" with a driveway? A driveway's a driveway, there's not usually much difference from one to the next.