Work and Transportation: Today, I was driving slightly off road for work to clean a well....

By Phil - 30/11/2018 08:00 - United States - Plain City

Today, I was driving slightly off road for work to clean a well. I didn't want to get my boots muddy by walking the last 20 ft through mud, so I tried to drive through. I spent the next four hours on hands and knees digging my way out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, while on my way to deliver aluminum to a customer on top of a really steep hill, there wasn't enough room to do a U-turn without clipping a vehicle. I had to go through some mud, so now the company semi is bumper-deep in it. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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Misjudged

By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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Stuck

By muddygal - 25/06/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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By Farmgirl - 04/10/2017 01:30

Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML

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Good deeds

By Muddyidiot - 06/01/2021 05:01

Today, after I was done testing a group of people for Covid, the universe decided that no, the deed was not good enough. On the way to the bus stop, I slipped and had to ride home covered in mud. FML

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By jaded_woman - 27/12/2009 06:58 - Australia

Today, I backed out of the driveway of our newly built home. Being unfamiliar with the driveway, I ended up getting bogged in the mud and slid halfway down the steep slope of the front yard, trying free myself. I haven't met my neighbours yet. They stood in their front lawns watching me. FML

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By warningxxLidell - 09/01/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

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By bent & broken - 24/08/2018 16:30 - United States - Hot Springs Village

Today, I was lost on a dirt road when it started raining and I got stuck in the mud, so I walked 5 miles to a farm. They brought their tractor and pulled me out, but then my key broke off in the ignition. It's my birthday and I can't get home for the party my wife planned. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 12 November 2018 21:10

Oh no! Not mud! Anything but mud! Oh cruel world, why hast thou forsaken OP? What's that? You say he deserved it, because he's a wuss, and shouldn't be worried about a little mud? Well, I can't disagree with you, world. After all, I need you to survive.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 November 2018 15:30

That didn’t work out very... ...wait on it... well!

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 12 November 2018 21:10

TumblrweedPasses 11

Friday 30 November 2018 14:29

Boo hoo hoo No cure for stupid

RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 November 2018 20:13

Yes, there is. Have you seen the Darwin Awards?

darkshadus 10

Saturday 1 December 2018 13:51

but you can shut it up with a 2x4

RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 November 2018 15:30

That didn’t work out very... ...wait on it... well!

IThriveWithYourPain 14

Friday 30 November 2018 20:46

The point of boots is walking through tough terrain such as rocky areas, sandy areas, and MUDDY areas and if they are those stupid non-practical stylish boots then it is completely your fault, again

PenguinPal3017 19

Saturday 1 December 2018 1:23

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

PhoenixChick 26

Saturday 1 December 2018 4:04

"Hmm, I'm on my way to drive off road to do my job- cleaning a hole in the dirt filled with water. Time to put on my special well-cleaning limited edition glitter covered suede Uggs!"