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By hhaannnnaahh - 13/02/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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By empress gleskizor the third of glarkon - 18/04/2016 18:12 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By veggiegal - 13/02/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

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Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 22:17

ew. ew. ew. ew. well that's just gross. maybe you should try making your own food now? haha i can't even think of another response but...ew.

TC_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 20:54

Yikes. Are you sure they were chicken eggs? :-P Hopefull it wasn't a crab salad one... Ewwww

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resawins 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:18

grosssssssss!!!!!!!

inktree 0

Friday 20 March 2009 14:31

Thanks...I'm trying not to eat anything this morning.

kyrspark 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:37

someones life would have ended in the following 15 minutes.

caretoshare 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 5:49

GRROOOSSS! I have a phobia about hairs in my mouth and stuff. I already have shivers up my spine just thinking about your sandwich! :O LOL.

writerajere 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:38

I threw up a little...

mmiikkee 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:20

In all seriousness... Was it good?

redfred5 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:26

May have been pubes

azeem 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:55

To be fair, I'm an adult, and I still adore child's toys. Honestly, they remembered and cared about your birthday and tried to get you something you'd like. You have much to be happy for. Don't be so greedy and materialistic that you'd complain about a gift given with the best intentions. There are many in the world who are far less fortunate.