Today, I bought 3 pairs of edible underwear from a specialty... - FML

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By TastedABitTooSweet - 01/09/2017 13:30

Today, I bought 3 pairs of edible underwear from a specialty lingery store on the way home from work. Why? Not to surprise my partner for the weekend, but instead to eat inside of my car because all the usual food stores on my route back home were closed and I was too hungry to continue driving. FML

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