Money and Transportation: Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down....

By crossl17 - 12/11/2018 15:30

Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By JaneSimple - 05/02/2021 17:01

Today, my car broke down. Yesterday, my husband mentioned he found my dream car for sale, but I'd insisted my car had a lot of miles left and we should save money. They sold my dream car this morning. Now I'm carless. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 05:00

Today, I got woken up by my parents telling me I had to go buy a car so they could have transportation. Neither of their cars work, so I was letting them use mine, and then they wrecked it. It needs nearly a thousand bucks in repairs to be drivable again, but since it was my car, I have to replace it now to appease them. FML

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By Hoobfoob - 19/06/2017 04:00

Today, my car was totaled. It was so new, I haven't even made the first payment on it yet. FML

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By XmasGrinch - 24/12/2016 13:49

Today, on Christmas Eve, as I was getting my car loaded for the holiday rounds to the in-laws and parents, my car decided now was the time to break down. I recently put in over $1000 fixing it. FML

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By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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Sounds like a scam

By Onlymeiswear - 15/03/2021 05:01

Today, I bought a car. Made a down payment and everything. Have the papers saying it’s mine, only to find out a few hours later it was sold right before I bought it. FML

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By Kilamo - 04/07/2019 16:00

Today, I paid $2300 to a mechanic for fixing my car. It's also the day I got into an accident and totalled said car. FML

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By fed up - 23/08/2018 23:30

Today, I bought a different car because I was having to constantly repair my old one. On the way home from the dealer, the check engine light came on. FML

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By BrandNewLemon - 15/08/2015 02:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I financed my first car. I also made my first call to AAA when it broke down. It barely had any miles on it and I wasn't even home yet. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 22 October 2018 15:45

So you're bad with money, and cars. Did you ask someone to help work out what was wrong with your old car, or did you give up after one attempt?

OnReceivingEnd 17

Monday 29 October 2018 16:11

How did you manage to pass a driver's test? Unless you're driving a stick shift, YOU ALWAYS PUT IT IN "PARK" WHEN YOU PARK. That's why they call it "PARK"!

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 22 October 2018 15:45

So you're bad with money, and cars. Did you ask someone to help work out what was wrong with your old car, or did you give up after one attempt?

OnReceivingEnd 17

Monday 29 October 2018 16:11

How did you manage to pass a driver's test? Unless you're driving a stick shift, YOU ALWAYS PUT IT IN "PARK" WHEN YOU PARK. That's why they call it "PARK"!

ViviMage 38

Monday 12 November 2018 17:29

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 13 November 2018 8:25

I’ve done this before. I was 16 or 17, and was waiting outside my dance studio to pick someone up. I had turned the car off to save gas, but never removed my foot from the brake, so I wasn’t aware I didn’t put it in park. Took me a bit to figure out the problem. Just one of those blonde moments.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 12 November 2018 15:34

Sounds like a sticky-shifty situation.

Madison Gliosci 16

Monday 12 November 2018 15:57

Just... how?

Heeshka 7

Monday 12 November 2018 16:32

Upside: when your next FML is about the new car breaking down, everyone will remind you to put it in park first.

Phillycheeze 20

Monday 12 November 2018 16:42

Dumbass

Sinshine 28

Monday 12 November 2018 17:38

That stupid mistake aside, you never tried to even get your supposedly broken car checked/fixed and just went and bought a new car? You deserve every bit of this.