By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
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A83_fml 18

with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.

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FFML_314 11

This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.

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Comments

MeleMallory 0

That's not gonna help you get a boyfriend.

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thesmartietubes 6

You're doing it wrong. You can't attract guys if you're in a relationship.

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sorrowevicteon 9

No one'll take you with that shirt... Unless they aren't worth it and just wants a one night stand or some such nonsense...

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erinnicki 2

You'll stay single with that shirt, no single people will talk to you.

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charlielara 4

surely that would be counter productive since it would stop anyone asking you out and thus mean your single status wouldn't change

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yellowpuppies 5

I'm sorry that sucks. I know how being single feels. Not very good for ppl who don't.

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DiabolicalGenius 3

You know, nobody who is actually seeing someone will ever wear those t-shirts. EVER. So when you see someone attractive wearing a shirt like that, you know that they're single... or that they didn't get the memo. Either way.

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bakerella 29

Lol, I'm very taken and I would definitely wear one of those. Throws your theory right out the window

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newburton13 26

If you wear that shirt, you're just going to keep being single because they all assume you have a boyfriend.

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Kalipczo 21

Well that wasn't smart, now when you wear it out you have less of a chance of a guy coming to talk to you because he will think you have a boyfriend.

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