By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
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watermelon_bae 15

Geez. I guess it's a good thing she's your ex then....

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SOILEDIT 51

Hey, at least it was plastic. If it were metal you would have to worry about the psychotic ex and a broken hand.

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Comments

Robocop82 5

Are you sure you haven't been watching Seinfeld?

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Chikiriwak 17

You just got yourself a psycho exgirlfriend, welcome to that cruel world.

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ladibelbonilla 6

And history repeats itself in real life

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haveyou000 22

do you have.... sausage fingers?

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dontknow1 19

Wow!! next time you break up with a girl, do it in place that doesn't have anything that could be a potential weapon.

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creativelexi 20

My step sister stabbed me in the knee with a plastic spork. I got a tip from a customer and didn't share it with her... Can't exactly split 1$ bill!

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stormrunner987 12

Thank god I'm not the only one who thought of that.

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Madrias 36

I'd be more upset about my middle finger. Would look awful stupid flipping the bird with a fork attached.

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