Health: Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party....

By hairplease - 27/02/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML

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By nohair - 24/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

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By so jealous - 27/04/2020 05:00

Today, I was FaceTiming a good friend of mine from back home, telling her how good she looked and how happy I was to hear from her. My insanely jealous girlfriend snatched my phone and smashed it on the ground. I was saying my friend looked good because she'd just finished chemo. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

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By horriblejoke - 10/10/2012 15:05 - Australia - Perth

Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML

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Forever Alone

By Lisa - 19/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML

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By lovedoesnotexist - 24/09/2015 11:52 - Belgium

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

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You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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A huge mess of stuff

By GreatWeek - 30/05/2022 17:01 - United States - Dighton

Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML

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By Dartfrogger - 12/02/2015 19:16 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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zellybeanie 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:12

Oh, Gammy, you insensitive twat.

katrina0_00 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:06

aww so sorry :(

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jane16 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:32

o my word, thats so sadd! but ur grandma didnt know. so dont be to mad, hope ur friends okay.

blastvortex 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 19:34

Today, my grandmother accidentally called my friend a boy even though she kind of looks like one. FML I wouldn't expect your grandmother to be perfect. Accidents happen; it's not like it can't be fixed. Besides that, it's your friend's life that sucks, not yours. Grow up.

dawg360 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 20:40

**** ur grandma i have cancer and would be extremely offended(although my hair already grew back

grandmasboy09 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:05

fyl? fhl! she's the one with cancer..

grandmasboy09 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:06

fyl? fhl! she's the one with cancer..

dawg360 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:30

**** grandma i have cancer too and would be totally offended although im a guy :p

tuninggamer 0

Monday 1 March 2010 7:16

How could you blame her? And: you better laugh about, not?

youthink_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 14:12

Your best friend has cancer and **** your life? Seriously?! What a self-centered asshole. And I've had cancer. You learn to live life not so seriously. The comment shouldn't offend your friend. She has bigger things to worry about.