Love: Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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By hoolabaloo - 08/03/2013 03:53 - India - Ahmadabad

Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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Not you, her

By Emily - 05/04/2021 20:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML

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Dead end

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 11:59

Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML

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Needed to know

By ohwell - 09/06/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML

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Remember bars?

By Baby_girl - 06/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By names suck and so do I - 08/08/2013 12:54 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML

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Panime 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:58

What an immature, yet awesomely hilarious joke. At least you get another chance to make it sound better.

Anyoniemous 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 0:32

Am I the only person that thought he actually answered it but pretended it was voicemail because he didn't like her back?

Comments

skittles88 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 5:06

lol so does my cousinmy mother was on the phone forever. and she kept calling back.

Sam_13161821 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 2:05

how is this an fml...? you're dumb.

Lola5bunny 4

Saturday 11 September 2010 17:47

my grandmas is like that

Norther 1

Saturday 2 October 2010 11:39

#111 cuz he didn't anserw the phone

purebliss7 6

Monday 7 November 2011 5:12

didnt take you long to spill your guts? it couldnt have been that long of pause inbetween.

bribubbles 10

Wednesday 16 November 2011 23:35

What if it was not a voicemail?? What if she meant he answered the phone, she spilled her guts, and then he freaked out and made that fake voicemail just so he could hang up?

Darkasnight1717 8

Saturday 16 February 2013 22:25

Best voicemail ever!!!

DamonKeith 5

Wednesday 12 March 2014 21:21

I can't stand when people to that. It gets me every time

tangerine06 20

Tuesday 13 October 2015 5:45

Am I the only one who thought the guy answered the phone but pretended it was the voicemail since it probably took her some time to confess and prerecorded voicemail can't be that long