By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 01:48 - Canada

Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
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poemqueen 15

You shouldn't have salted his coffee then!

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RensM 22

1st off Coffee is Holy you never mess with it so you definitely deserved it/ 2nd I like your dad's creativity, you got to respect the effort he put into that one

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raphanne_fml 33

I'm wondering what he did to you that you salted his coffee... But well, don't break the prank chain!

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illmatic2 16

You're lucky he didn't assalt you for salting his coffee.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I see what you did there...and I didn't like it.

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rkmepm 16

Da dah dah dah da da da da dap salt peanuts salt peanuts ^^

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Azlein 0

My dad a-salt-ed me, he took packets of salt from work and threw them at me while I was making sandwiches....

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sabor_ranchero 12

At least it wasn't in the front yard with a huge "Garage Sale" sign next to your belongings.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

That was a response to #6 under his comment above.

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deviable 9

Obviously doing that would give him a salty attitude.

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crownlogic 25

I'm wondering why you salted his coffee in the first place. Is this an ongoing thing between you two?

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melonrind 8

Your prank < Your Dad's prank

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yamatelle 19

You should have bean grounded for brewing for such a heated argument.

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TipsyHobo 7

Lmao, of all the things to spell wrong. "I'm a hobo, and I approve this message."

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every1luvsboners 11

Just light it all on fire, he's the one that'll have to buy you new shit.

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moonballsFTW 0

Our he could tell her to get a job and buy her own shit. If you have no respect for your stuff then you don't deserve it. Period.

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