Miscellaneous: Today, I casually mentioned to my mom that my boyfriend of two... - FML

By Imafishyfishy - 27/03/2013 06:47 - United States - Noblesville

Today, I casually mentioned to my mom that my boyfriend of two years and I were thinking about moving in together. She looked me dead in the eye and said if I ever moved out, she'd throw me out of the house. I'm confused. FML

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Imafishyfishy 11

Wednesday 27 March 2013 19:29

Oh wow! It actually got posted! I'm the OP here, and I'm 19, the reason I'm confused is because when I finished high school he and I were going to move down to Florida together so I could go to college, and I got really sick, so we stayed here. My mom was completely fine with it when we were going to move out of state but now that we're moving to the apartment complex not even a mile away. I asked her for clarification and she told me that I knew what she meant. So I asked my dad, and he told me the same thing. I think they might be screwing with me.

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thatfrenchguy 8

Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:31

The good old, "you can't fire me...I quit!" trick

trellz17 19

Wednesday 27 March 2013 16:29

She's probably just ******* with you

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cblock94 7

Thursday 28 March 2013 6:07

Sounds like she was housing around! No? Okay...

tgod2013 5

Thursday 28 March 2013 9:43

Maybe she will literally throw you out if you choose to leave :)

Cysioland 8

Thursday 28 March 2013 10:09

I know that feel, bro. "If you leave the house without permission, you can't come back."

footcheezeez 16

Thursday 4 April 2013 6:47

Shes either ficking with you, or she spoke without thinking...

BagelBoy97 13

Wednesday 17 April 2013 19:24

Maybe she won't let you go back to her house if you move out.

legendxs 20

Tuesday 28 May 2013 12:53

Your mother sux... If I were you i wouldn't want to have that kind of a mom.

aboelmagd 18

Monday 5 August 2013 17:01

IQ level: negative infinity. I am a nerd I know :D

Claney 9

Friday 4 April 2014 7:21

I laughed way to hard at this

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