Kids: Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 18:17 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I checked my son's browser history, as he's been acting strangely around his computer recently. I found several bizarre Google searches, including but not limited to: "unicorn dick-farts", "sharting kittens", and "can you get AIDS from Asians?" What the fuck is wrong with him? FML

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By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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Well played

By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville

Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML

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By NiquetChrome - 14/04/2013 23:18 - France

Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML

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We've all been there

By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 21:43 - United States - Wailuku

Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML

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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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Danichaney 15

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:04

At least he's curious. I mean, who knows what you'll find when you look up unicorn dick-farts?

KitchKraft 21

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:02

That's a little screwed up. No, that's very screwed up. Deal with this now before it becomes a problem.

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CandyApple88 13

Tuesday 26 May 2015 1:01

Sounds like normal curiosity to me. Better that he is looking it up instead of insisting his view is the correct one. Also - you need to talk to your son about things, including the sex talk and how you actually do get AIDS and other STIs. He needs facts.

chipsotopher 12

Tuesday 26 May 2015 15:20

I'm not sure about the kittens but the unicorn part is likely from an anime, don't remember what it was called but they said that a couple times as if it was just common knowledge

ajs1987 15

Tuesday 26 May 2015 15:46

LMAO!! Your son is doing it right.

Artisan 6

Wednesday 27 May 2015 13:30

Welcome to some of the depths of 4chan?

zman92 13

Wednesday 27 May 2015 14:18

he might be ******* with you, and using that to distract you from what he really has been doing.

clemagh 7

Sunday 22 May 2016 23:04

you know what I agree.

Wooffer54 9

Wednesday 27 May 2015 16:49

How old is he?

TBfml15 9

Saturday 30 May 2015 7:12

Blame #Merica

SerenaIncendia 11

Tuesday 2 June 2015 5:38

Not even that bad ._. You should see my searches :3

cainchild 4

Friday 19 June 2015 19:11

Him? NOthing? You, alot. You're a terrible, judgmental parent who is raising her son with nothing but close minded shame. You should also know that invading his privacy, and then using that to publicly shame him because you're small minded, will ultimately lead to you having a son who doesn't go to your funeral.