By sick - 21/09/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I decided I would call in sick to work after working 60 hours the week before just so I could have a day off... My body responded this morning with vomiting and diarrhea so I had to call in sick and didn't get to have much fun... Karma 1 Me 0. FML
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hady9090 0

Well, now you won't feel bad about lying!

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plexico 3

At least you'll have buckets of evidence in case your boss thinks you're faking (like you planned). I recommend 1 bucket each of vomit and diarrhea to make your point.

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DrunkenValor 0

Mix it all up and call it a cosmopoliton expression of human bodily functions.

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btwilysfm 0

i was going to say "karma's a bitch" like everyone else, but i didn't want to sound cliche.

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fishness 0

yeah, the last time I called out sick from work just because I didn't want to go, I ended up with laryngitis ): sucks, doesn't it.

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mmsshadow 0

No it's not. A "sick" day is a party day. A sick day is a lay around watching old movies and using too many tissues day.

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Jincos 0

I really feel bad for you, Skipper.

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baby_love 0

It might not be Karma, you can get sick from the stress of working 60 hours a week as well -.-

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banana_pancakesX 0

or MAYBE what the OP ment was that she did call into work and played the sick card. then the next day, she was going to work but THATS when she got sick. im pretty sure thats what she ment. anyways, YDI for ******* with karma.

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Joint_fml 0

That's bad. I hate karma. I once stole bowling shoes and put them on to school. Karma got my bike nicked. I had to walk 3km home, on the bowlingshoes. I now know why no one appart from me had those.

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