By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
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moleSG 6

YDI. If you can't control your cravings that badly, then you need to throw it away and KEEP it away.

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shaBAMalex 0

Sorry, that is disgusting. I've never heard of anyone who has such a lack of self control.

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marshmallow_ 0

You are pathetic.

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PureGold 0

WOW. Eww!! I'm sorry, you need serious help. With your eating habits AND self control. That's just pathetic.

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totalbadass 0

Some of the commenters here need to die, honestly. Ever heard of eating disorders? Controlling it is incredibly difficult for some people, and you know nothing about this person.

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

yeah and neither do you (yemmie), idiot how do you know the op doesnt have a disorder??? she probably doesnt but you never know

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Flariusss 0

FML doesn't even have FML's anymore, just full of people complaining about they're pathetic life instead of actually doing something instead of complaining... "FML I STUBBED MY TOE OWWWWWWW, this is SOOOO going on FML" ^^99.9% of posts on FML are like this, they need to make a IAP site (I Am Pathetic) for posts like this

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desso 0

It kind of reminds me of every single "Cathy" strip there ever was.

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boatkicker 4

Was it still hot at least? If not I'm going to say that you're crazy cause when mcdonalds gets cold it starts to smell like piss and I can't imagine it tasting any better.

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U_idiot 1

That's disgusting. Why even bother telling the world? You need to learn some self-control, holy crap. No wonder you're so fat! P.S. It's ice cream....TWO WORDS!

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purple5 0

I don't see this being much of an FML tbh, it was your decision to go out and get the ice-cream back and eat it. Fair enough if, say, someone else in your house saw you throw it out and thought it'd be funny to get it back and let you eat it later knowing where it'd been...that would've sucked. But you should seriously think about going to your doctor and asking them about the best way for you to lose weight, by the sounds of this FML you don't have much self-control, and you're gonna need it!

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Topsy_fml 0

Well.... Was it good ice cream? :)

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shortwiz247 0

Try running, its fun, it can make even you sexy.

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glitchead 0

try thinking, its nice and it can even make you sound smart. I know many friends who rarely eat healthy but make up for it by exercising excessively, "making them sexy" as you put it. nowhere did it say she was ugly or never worked out, it just said she tried to resolve to be healthier with her eating to lose weight, never said how much, and failed. I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying THINK!!!

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