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By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 20:01

Today, after undergoing a rigorous diet and exercise program, I was proud of losing 65 lbs in 3 months. When my favorite client saw me gleaming from my results, she loudly exclaimed that, “all life is sacred.” She assumed I'd had an abortion. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27

That would have been a pretty late term abortion to lose that amount of weight! And if that were the case then that would generally mean there was either a miscarriage or it was a medically necessary abortion. Either way, shame on her.

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RichardPencil 30

You should have said, "Yours isn't" and then strangled her to death with your bare hands. Ironically, of course.

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anjo_ 8

If the client is not vegetarian or vegan, then she should stfu! How dare she eat an animal killed to be feasted upon?

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TwoBytesCarley 27

That would have been a pretty late term abortion to lose that amount of weight! And if that were the case then that would generally mean there was either a miscarriage or it was a medically necessary abortion. Either way, shame on her.

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RichardPencil 30

You should have said, "Yours isn't" and then strangled her to death with your bare hands. Ironically, of course.

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