By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
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moleSG 6

YDI. If you can't control your cravings that badly, then you need to throw it away and KEEP it away.

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shaBAMalex 0

Sorry, that is disgusting. I've never heard of anyone who has such a lack of self control.

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littlegolferboy 4

You should have put it down the sink instead. Ain't no way you'd be getting it back that way. And an hour out of the freezer should be more than enough to melt it substantially so that's gross.

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weinerdog 2

Hopefully you're also bulimic and had your index finger for dessert - that way everything evens out!

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ALittleBitCrazy 0

No selfcontrol at all? And its disgusting

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sarah_kate 0

wow.. control your cravings. you deserved it! :(

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sarah_kate 0

wow.. control your cravings. you deserved it! :(

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swanlee 0

Fatass, no one will love you cause you eat ice cream out of the garbage.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

I'd say you felt delusional, not powerful. Even someone with pretty weak willpower can stay off the ice cream for longer than an hour. At the risk of sounding sexist, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you're a woman.

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shoegal808 0

#33, do you know how ridiculous that is?! I think this is quite sad, garbage food = icky. next time flush it down the toilet. if you still go after it then, you've got a real issue on your hands

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bortzy93 0

you can justify yourself if it was a good flavor lol

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