Transportation: Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my...

By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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By DrunkenValor - 06/09/2009 04:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend got drunk. We tried to get him into a cab, he punched me in the face, three chavs then accosted me, accusing me of trying to mug him. I was then beaten up by said chavs and then the police charged me for being drunk and disorderly. FML

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By brodinn - 11/04/2014 13:48 - United States - Florence

Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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TW: gross

By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By Rob - 09/10/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

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hotPinklipstick 24

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:52

I'm sure this is the epitome of FML. Sorry OP, at least you were trying to be responsible.

Harpy20 24

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:53

Screaming 'rape' usually stops all action.

Comments

poindexter25 5

Tuesday 27 November 2012 3:14

Yeah well they will probably get most of the charges anyway

SoylentCandycorn 10

Tuesday 27 November 2012 17:19

Most of the charges? If OP gets any charges it's still an FML because not only did he do nothing wrong, they attacked him.

AholeCop 11

Tuesday 27 November 2012 3:18

Sorry about the misunderstanding, the other guys told me YOU attacked THEM. I'll come let you out. All kidding aside sorry to hear this happened to you.

barlos88 19

Tuesday 27 November 2012 4:39

**** um, press charges, if the cab driver can confirm your story and you didn't start anything sue for assault and battery

theslyfox72 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 5:07

Seriously though good job for being responsible and calling a cab. It really does suck though that it went to that level

peopleplease 4

Tuesday 27 November 2012 5:14

Sorry Op, people can be stupid, especially when drunk.

winkydog4056 16

Tuesday 27 November 2012 5:40

So NOT nice of your fellow drunkens! Drunk folks never seem to have good manners.....

TADspace 30

Tuesday 27 November 2012 5:53

Hopefully the cops were able to figure out you did nothing wrong.

JackStag 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 10:22

LMAO, dude wow... i feel sorry for you getting your ass kicked then being taken by the cops

OMGMAN84 0

Tuesday 27 November 2012 14:00

You prolly would have been better off driving home :P

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Tuesday 27 November 2012 14:10

Yes because risking everyone's life (and getting a DUI, if you're caught) is always the better option. I knew a 7 year old who got hit in his own front yard at 6 in the afternoon a few years back by a drunk driver.