Transportation: Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my...

By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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You deserved it 2 815

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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML

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You deserved it 3 487

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By DrunkenValor - 06/09/2009 04:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend got drunk. We tried to get him into a cab, he punched me in the face, three chavs then accosted me, accusing me of trying to mug him. I was then beaten up by said chavs and then the police charged me for being drunk and disorderly. FML

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You deserved it 3 466

By brodinn - 11/04/2014 13:48 - United States - Florence

Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML

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You deserved it 5 876

By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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You deserved it 382

By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 22:14 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML

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You deserved it 10 268

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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You deserved it 45 587

TW: gross

By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 518

You deserved it 58 983

By Rob - 09/10/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 028

You deserved it 7 015

hotPinklipstick 24

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:52

I'm sure this is the epitome of FML. Sorry OP, at least you were trying to be responsible.

Harpy20 24

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:53

Screaming 'rape' usually stops all action.

Comments

andrew6p 19

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:56

GracesDelirium 9

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:02

This comment was meant for another comment....*landsharks*

wdd2 5

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:58

Damn, that sounds like fun, at least you managed to do the responsible thing, kudos.

capslockisgood 19

Tuesday 27 November 2012 4:30

Yeah, getting beat up by a group of drunks is always a hoot.

GracesDelirium 9

Tuesday 27 November 2012 0:59

That's really unfair, but you obviously aren't in jail, since you wrote this FML...be optimistic? But still, FYL. And good job being responsible. :D

retyi43 14

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:02

at least the cab driver was a witness to what happened. right?

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:03

Take this as a lesson, always drink in packs.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:10

I always drink in a pack. I grab a couple bottles and then stuff myself into my largest duffel bag.

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:06

This has to be one of the top 5 truest "your life suck" votes that I've ever made. Kudos to you for being responsible, OP. Don't let this incident deter you from calling a cab in the future.

senor_awesome 14

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:23

Hopefully it doesn't deter anyone else from doing the right thing either.

magicdancer 4

Tuesday 27 November 2012 1:11

Dang. You didn't even do anything wrong!

meso222 8

Tuesday 27 November 2012 12:25

Technicaly no, but legaly: public intoxication, being part of a fight, and disturbing the peace. Depends how the cop wants to handle it, and how many other drunkards they had to deal with that night.

lelo007 11

Tuesday 27 November 2012 21:03

Public intoxication would be the only one the cops could really peg him with. It isn't OP's fault he was involved in the fight or the disturbance of the peace, it was the group that initiated the fight. OP is a victim.