By Redhead - 22/08/2018 06:00

Spicy
Today, I decided to get in the cowgirl position since it's my fiancé's favorite. I got a little carried away during the "ride" and suddenly heard his dick crack. I fractured his penis. He's never going to have sex with me again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 557
You deserved it 948

Same thing different taste

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I think I speak for every guy here when I say Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow....

tounces7 27

"By Redhead". Is breaking your dick how they steal your soul?

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I always thought "brokedick" meant you had no money.

bobsanction 18
Banana49 12
izzy_the_pessimist 4

how do u break someone's dick...? I don't know these things.....

ive had a few close calls when it came to that shit is terrifying

KingAdrock 16

Uh, it's YOUR life that sucks?