Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house....

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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You deserved it 6 228

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 144

You deserved it 2 239

Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 087

You deserved it 114

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 879

You deserved it 4 585

By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 108

You deserved it 4 459

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 902

You deserved it 4 712

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 820

You deserved it 4 157

By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 722

You deserved it 6 693

Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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You deserved it 6 828

I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 481

You deserved it 121

By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 814

You deserved it 3 167

Vertoule 7

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:11

FYL because you're jealous that he probably looked better in it than you.

GlassJAwkidE 3

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:10

Join Him

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dontfwithbieber1 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 17:17

Hey! I've had that happen before with my EX boyfriend, its called G-A-Y! (Not in th happy way) But I feel badd(; :(

DisappearingRose 18

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:37

Well sometimes guys are curious what it's like. This is funny though.

14natkatprat 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 4:43

Awkward much

ImTheAlpha 30

Thursday 1 March 2012 2:46

This is a fml how? That's awesome, and funny! xD

blinksmilewink 23

Saturday 24 March 2012 0:06

DRESSed for the occasion I see...

jroxursox1 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:23

It could be worse. He could've been singing.... I feel so pretty oh so witty and BRIIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT!! Really high pitched.

souljacker 11

Tuesday 25 September 2012 23:32

What you bothered about? Did it look better on him? :-D

alera_fml 12

Monday 10 December 2012 9:00

Utube or it didn't happen

jutyjaty 9

Monday 29 April 2013 0:14

At least he's not cheating

ellie12345678999 13

Saturday 26 October 2013 22:22

Not bad just funny

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Today, my perfectly healthy grandmother came to stay for Christmas. First, she persuaded my family to give her my bedroom. That would have been fine, until she demanded she should also have a bucket to piss in under my bed too. FML

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Same thing different taste

Surprise!

Happy?

I'm surprised

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