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By Anonymous - 22/10/2014 15:06 - Mexico - Guadalupe

Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach

Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML

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By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

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By cakestar9 - 31/12/2014 19:39 - Ireland - Ennis

Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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Weird pick up line, but OK

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 17:16 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

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Whassup?

By Anonymous - 26/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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Hott

By uglyone - 13/01/2010 14:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML

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LanceGoodthrust 19

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:39

You should stop looking for "someone nice" at nightclubs

Trin_Tran 26

Thursday 23 October 2014 0:37

Just ignore that douchebag,OP . I'm sure you're very gorgeous :)

Comments

alitzia_e123 7

Thursday 23 October 2014 1:29

A night club isn't somewhere you go to find husband material

jennilis 0

Thursday 23 October 2014 1:45

I hit 'you deserve it' because you went out to a NIGHTCLUB to 'meet some one nice'. No one meets some one nice at a nightclub, which either makes you naive, or you aren't owning up to wanting a one-night stand. A one night stand is fine (no judgement here) just cop to it when you want one!!

Norja 33

Thursday 23 October 2014 3:54

Going to a nightclub to meet a nice guy is naive, yes, but she did not deserve to be spoken to in such a vile way so I completely disagree with your YDI.

jenjen2633 17

Thursday 23 October 2014 2:05

If you took ages putting on your makeup, is it possible you put too much on and it didn't suit you?

PegLegRacing 34

Thursday 23 October 2014 2:10

Dressing up sexy and going to the club to meet a "nice guy"... How could this possibly go wrong?

beybmoo 15

Thursday 23 October 2014 2:13

Sorry to hear that, OP. But I think if you want to meet someone nice, a nightclub may not be such a good choice...

Ohshitdude 21

Thursday 23 October 2014 2:21

Ouch. He's a douch bag who is probally used to valueless ****** throwing themselves at him. So don't take it to heart OP.

c0untblah 4

Thursday 23 October 2014 2:32

Am I the only one who finds it mildly humorous to call that guy a douche bag (which he is) in this scenario.

doumtabarnack 12

Thursday 23 October 2014 3:02

Looking nice in a bar helps but won't get you anywhere without the proper behavior. Self-confidence is key in a bar.

Axel5238 29

Thursday 23 October 2014 3:02

If you want to go for a drink and meet someone nice try a lounge or a pub. Lots of people go to clubs looking for a 1 night stand. Where you go will dictate what your possibilities are. If you are gonna go fishing know where you are gonna fish. Can't complain too much about bad fish in a shitty area.