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By ModernCindy - 30/11/2015 16:07 - United Kingdom - Cleveleys

Today, I felt like Cinderella. No, I didn't lose a shoe in public. Nor did I dance with Prince Charming. But I did get a visit from tiny wild mice in my home. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21

Did they sing and dance and make you a dress. If not I'm seeing a problem

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The_Skittish_One 27

Did they at least help you with your chores?

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Queen_of_Night 20

Had that problem in my military dorm. Little bastards ate my Hershey kisses. I was all evil queen after that. No dwarves to save them and no furry prince charming to wake them after a sniff of booby trapped peanut butter. *and before someone snaps at me, I left my dorm every few days for a few days to a week at a time. No roommates. Any mouse I caught would have likely died from dehydration in a humane trap.*

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FlashlightBob 13

Hmm. I think that's what they made mouse traps for, maybe try those?

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hellnosucka 27

really? I always assumed mouse traps were just funky cheese platters.

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BlackBoyFly 11

I deeply enjoy how well written that was.

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One_Way 43

Me too. It's a rather common problem, happens to all of us, but she puts a great spin on it.

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SolidSteak 5

Big ******* deal. Cry louder and maybe they'll go away out of sheer annoyance.

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JHamm2121 15

Really?? This constitutes an FML?

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RedPillSucks 31

did you at least have a fairy queen?

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everythingelena 28

Well, at least you felt like Cinderella without having to pay a good amount of money for an actual trip to Disney to feel like a princess

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Etweens96 25

Peppermint oil! Works all the time! I had a week where 3 mice got in my house (fortunately I got cats) but we bought peppermint oil and haven't seen hide or tail of them since

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