By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
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MDoremis 38

Was it... Was it still alive when you got up?

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RedCronos 17

Get Tom the cat.

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ChocolateScyther 19

he won't get the job done but you'll get plenty of laughs

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MDoremis 38

Was it... Was it still alive when you got up?

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ohSNAPyall 26

I'm guessing that's how OP knew that it was a live mouse.

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goldenpuppy 5

Yup. It launched itself over the top of my sofa and was gone in a flash. I caught it in a humane trap about an hour later, and put it outside.

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harperska 10

If you released it *just* outside, like right outside your door, I can guarantee that it is already back inside your house. It was inside for a reason, either to nest or for food, and it already knows how to get inside.

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goldenpuppy 5

No, I brought it to a bike path nearby, and released it there.

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Lsalt007 6

It was looking for that fromunda cheese.

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lexiieeex3 32

Didn't the mouse make a noise when you sat on it?

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Unlovable_Me 14

Yea, probably a crunching noise. Similar to a phone screen cracking.....or bones breaking.

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goldenpuppy 5

Nope. I was totally taken by surprise.

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TigranPet 24

Is the mouse ok?

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goldenpuppy 5

Yes, I caught it eventually and put it outside.

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Catdragon 40

Get a cat? It might help if it's a good mouser. If not, it will be a good pet.

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zaidthunder1 27

How could you have mistaken a squirming mouse for a phone even if you thought its on vibrate?

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manuwish 9

experiencing nature ;) but you might wanna call pest control, just in case you have a nest somewhere

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