By anon80214 - 30/05/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
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anon80214 15

Yeah, I probably did deserve that one.

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iAmScrubs 19

Chuck Norris would have dodged it.

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T3P33_fml 0

I think he meant OP should have asked his GF to kick him in the nuts. or my mind is perverted, your choice

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zoelovee 0

Why did you have to convince her? Why did you want to give her a foot massage so badly?

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neckbeard 0

are you sure she was asleep? hahahaha

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Alekyork 0

"finally" "convinced" ...sounds to me like OP has a foot fetish.

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freakyfan17 0

I would've licked her feet =D

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BobbieH 19

That's a mild form of Darwinism. You're attempting to remove yourself from the gene pool by being a dumb ass!

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