By anon80214 - 30/05/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML
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anon80214 15

Yeah, I probably did deserve that one.

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iAmScrubs 19

Chuck Norris would have dodged it.

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msj1093 0

couldn't say you didn't see that coming, did ya.

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MMAbram 0

6- Dude you look like Corey Taylor from Slipknot. No joke

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cupcakexxrawr 0

ahahahaha you're a nice bf :) but still funny hahahahaha :P

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samicna 4

well now you know! knowing is half the battle!

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emz89 0

ydi op. if your gonna tickle someone's foot be prepared to get hurt

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yummcookie 0

looks like you learnt the hard way! also you spelled "through" wrong. just sayin'

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ChelseaRaeS 7

You actually wanted to massage her feet? thats a little strange, but you're a good man

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awesomeooo3 0

70 - It's what can be described as a hidden question e.g. "I thought it was obvious, wasn't it?" But seeing as MOST people can understand it without the "wasn't it" part, that bit isn't needed. It still makes sense, and can also be used in this way for effect.

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awesomeooo3 0

(Without a question mark it's not a question, but the question mark MAKES it a question)

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nativepimp 1

you guys are dumb he massages her until she fell asleep and kept going

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