Miscellaneous: Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After...

By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2014 08:51 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I noticed that even though I got all my Christmas shopping done a month earlier than usual, I forgot to put anything in the mail. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 11:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML

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By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, my custom printed Christmas cards that I reviewed twice before ordering, came in the mail. This year I will be wishing everyone a "wondeful" holiday season. I'm an elementary school teacher. FML

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By fleur_de_fevrier - 21/12/2008 15:36 - Ireland

Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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untoldfame 3

Monday 21 December 2009 1:04

big deal. just write "jesus" after happy birthday.

snafu57 1

Monday 21 December 2009 1:22

send a merry Christmas card on their birthdays

Comments

_mashaaa 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 5:34

I actually do this all the time. Seriously

elizabeth713 8

Friday 7 September 2012 21:00

Frosty the snowman?

Sir_Swaggington 6

Monday 7 January 2013 5:36

Should've just written "Jesus" after, so they read "Happy birthday Jesus" and sent them anyway lmao.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Monday 7 January 2013 5:38

Should've just written "Jesus" after, so they read "Happy birthday Jesus" and sent them anyway lmao.

purplexpinapple 11

Saturday 16 March 2013 12:39

How is that an FML?

kayleighcupcake 14

Monday 9 September 2013 23:35

pass it off as a silly joke, itll be fine :)

Szaszaspasz 26

Thursday 29 October 2015 20:49

A previous poster said put "Jesus" after the "Happy Birthday". It's a great idea. Methinks you are burnt out or working too hard. It sounds like something I'd do.