Miscellaneous: Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

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By mannnnn2717 - 20/12/2009 22:41 - Australia

Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 12:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 06:33

Today, I began writing thank-you cards for the gifts I got for my 21st birthday. To one set of grandparents, I wrote, "Thank you for the dancing chicken toy," and to the others I wrote, "Thank you for the $10 check." Those were the only gifts. FML

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By post-loss - 06/06/2017 18:00

Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML

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By Gabrielguitar - 25/04/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

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By Max - 04/03/2017 22:00

Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

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By caphis - 03/05/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML

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By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32

Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelt the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2011 21:14 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

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iKaite 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:13

Just take them out and write them on a new envelope? :/

teehee520 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:13

Please tell me you weren't valedictorian...

Comments

peoc 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:10

Well you arent the brightest button now are you?

MissHilton 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:12

Lawls

BeeHappy_fml 0

Friday 6 August 2010 7:21

how did this take you only an hour??!

jackthekeeper 24

Friday 10 July 2015 10:05

carefully personalized each card in under a minute. mmhmm.

Phallus_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:13

Pwned by cards.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 22 June 2009 12:13

It'll probably end up next to all those letters to Santa. Don't worry. He sees you when you're sleeping, as well as your graduation party, so he was due for a card anyway.

iKaite 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:13

Just take them out and write them on a new envelope? :/

emelia_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:18

This seems like the obvious solution...

Ilovelife07 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:06

glad Im not the only that immediately thought of this simple solution

mattmag 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:01

That's what I was thinking...

teehee520 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:13

Please tell me you weren't valedictorian...

shortypie 3

Monday 22 June 2009 12:15

i would just buy new envelopes and look at the cards.

Metronomy_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:19

I thought the FML was going to be "Today I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party." That would be pretty bad too.

Person_Man 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:08

agreed....

tgd4444 9

Monday 22 June 2009 14:04

HAHAHHAHA

hallecolada 0

Monday 22 June 2009 18:29

You graduated? You can't even spell graduation :|

shyeahh_fml 19

Sunday 18 November 2012 21:11

It was a simple typo...

babybarb 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:39

What more can you expect from yourself when you can't spell 'graduating'?

eastmanwolf 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:59

I'm pretty sure it's more likely that she meant "graduation party" and not "graduating party."

nuked 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:28

HAHA, YOU fail..

lizzzie_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 12:47

An hour for 80 cards ..... less than a minute each, were they that personalised anyway!?

Insert_Wit_Here 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:30

This was my thought exactly. And just take them out and look at the cards. This is why you do them individually, not a mass-seal. Also, who sends out thank you cards for coming to a party?

Blue0ctane 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:47

I'm glad I wasn't the only person who thought that.

dabears4life 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:55

sending thank you cards isn't uncommon for a graduation party, especially when some if not all gave you some money for graduating is just a common currdacy... ( I know spelling **** off)