By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
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chrissy_fml 0

Well atleast it wasn't a rapist or something XD

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tehdarkness 21

Yup. Giant clit :p

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Frankietodamizza 0

SURPRISE!!! that sucks hopefully you will have better luck next time

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enz_fml 0

thats why u meet people in bars or social events not the internet

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MrSassypants 32

And to everyone else, #44 is the reason why you pay attention in English class and not sound more of an idiot than you already are.

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reddudeover 2

44 - Because that way you NEVER meet lying scumbags. Breaking news folks it turns out the people can be douchebags irl too.

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TheBrownBaller 2

You should have had sexy hot lesbian sex

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Shrike 23

Haha, aww. 12-year-olds on FML. :)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Not every girl is a lesbian or wants to have sex with another girl. Grow up.

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Senseless_487 29

Aw, you couldn't let him live with the illusion for a few more years?

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alycion 38

Yes we all are. And we do have naked pillow fights at every sleep over ;)

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R0C0C0_fml 1

And we do have naked sleep together too ; )

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Eiregal2 10

well,as awkward and weird as that must have felt, clearly online you two got on well. so ,unless your willing to give into curiosity and have a shot with a girl,I'd suggest staying friends maybe?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

For me, it would be hard to get past that sort of disappointment and deception. I would be really hurt. If she had mentioned something at least a couple of conversations in, I would've made peace with it but to just let her show up expecting something different is borderline cruel. OP, if you're more magnanimous than I am, you could start a great relationship or friendship. It can be difficult finding someone to connect with. Don't let one mistake take that away.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Maybe OP's date didn't lie. Maybe OP mistook a very butch lesbian for a man since lots of people don't bother to read profiles and reply to messages based solely on someone's picture. Stranger things have happened.

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Eiregal2 10

very true. I am bisexual so hang out in gay bars and some of the butch ones in there.wow

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Bekll 31

Perhaps OP's date was really a pre-op transman - thus, making OP's comment insensitive.

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YesyDidWhat 0

That is so awkward and embarrassing. I hope you learned your lesson and never look for a date on that site again.

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titzenpitzer 9

some FML's are so beautifully written. This one goes to favorites. Oh and, bummer OP!

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perdix 29

I hope you followed common-sense safety precautions of Internet dating and met this person in a pubic place.

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