Love: Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web... - FML

By damnit - 27/10/2008 09:08 - United States

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By horribleevening - 31/01/2019 22:00 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML

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By cheaters_should_die - 18/12/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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Double life

By Anon - 14/10/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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Disconnected

By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

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Top comments

ck12 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:16

Was leaving the browser open on that website one of the suggestions?

Dimaranien 1

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:53

i think she just did...

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DisturbedDriver 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:45

Well an affair technically takes place during marriage. She might just be visiting out of interest. Women...drama queens...-_-

Dimaranien 1

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:53

i think she just did...

Cre6rul 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:14

Well she wants to come clean thats a good sign. Give her a chance.

MusicMans 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:38

Find out if shes cheating and if so, dump her like a bag of shit

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 19:33

Tell her "Oh good! I wondered why you didn't ask about the herpes I gave you from Stephine!" With a huge smile on your face. Unless her name is Stephine lol! She will get it checked out and realize neither of you have herpes, unless you do lol

djkazic 5

Thursday 19 December 2013 22:07

What just happened here?

ck12 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:16

Was leaving the browser open on that website one of the suggestions?

Boomi 38

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:50

It could've been, actually.

Whiz_boy 0

Monday 20 April 2009 7:03

She might have been trying to see if you were stalking her... If that was in her history, she's got her answer now... And you are single, FREAK!

capslockisgood 19

Friday 6 July 2012 17:40

Looking at internet history that may be of a shared computer= Stalking?

RhapsodyEternal 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 7:10

5 and 9... precisely :)

24788 6

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:05

Wow, girls really research this.

lich_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 3:07

why were you checking her history? i hate when guys do that. Like, even if you thought she was cheating, ask. Don't do that. it's kinda dumb.

conrad150295 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 21:14

I get the idea he had no clue, and by using his girlfriends computer (whether at her house to use youtube or living with her and using the same computer) he came across it

ThatGuyWithHair 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 21:33

What a smart idea. Ask! Really? Ask? Are you stupid? If someone was cheating on someone why in the world would they confess that they are cheating. Idiot.

starberries 0

Monday 1 November 2010 21:59

If she was looking at a site about how to confess, it's a good bet she would own up if he asked her.

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Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!" FML

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Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML

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Today, I finally decided to tell my mother, a former Miss North Carolina winner, that I was several weeks pregnant. She immediately burst into tears and hugged me. She kept saying, "Thank god, thank god." At first I was relieved. Then she said, "I thought you were just getting fat." FML

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Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

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