Health: Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim....

By supermanxs1 - 09/03/2010 15:32 - United States

Today, I finally jumped high enough to dunk on the ten foot rim. I caught my tooth on the net and nearly pulled my tooth out. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 22:00

Today, I tried to show off my basketball skills to a cute girl at the park. I went up for a dunk and ended up getting stuck in the net, hanging upside down while everyone laughed at me. FML

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By Stronk - 17/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I severely underestimated how strong I am when I attempted to dunk a basketball into a miniature basketball hoop at a swimming pool. I made it, but in doing so I made it fall over, despite the cinder blocks placed on the base specifically to prevent that from happening. FML

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By dumbbb - 27/12/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2016 16:27 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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lonely_heart_89 6

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:53

how does that even happen?

AJG390 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:56

Nearly pulled your teeth out...? Well I guess that sucks... But uhm. At least you didn't?

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likewhoaitisbryo 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:13

u must be white

jonnyplayzaguita 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:16

ow... **** dude ow.....

mc1900 4

Thursday 11 March 2010 7:01

liar

Lutterfly 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:17

Volleybal?

loloozer 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 8:16

must suck to almost pull out the one tooth in your head

Hopersz 0

Monday 31 January 2011 3:45

Lmfaooo. I was laughing imagining this. Lol why the hell did you jump that high and honestly, you have horse teeth? Lmfaooo

chris0422 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 6:30

fail

easymac11 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 6:54

Im a 5'4 white 14 year old boy and I can dunk on a ten foot hoop

tmoneysly 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:08

Well good for u now let's wake up and get back to reality

tmoneysly 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:05

Like they say white man can't jump and if they do it's dangerous leave ball to the monkeys

MushroomFailcake 0

Monday 19 December 2011 6:33

Like a boss.

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