Miscellaneous: Today, I finally realized my sister-in-law tilts all the artwork... - FML

By TheAprilWitch - 01/01/2017 16:17

Today, I finally realized my sister-in-law tilts all the artwork on my walls every time she visits. Apparently, she's been doing this for years, just to drive me crazy. FML

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TheAprilWitch 21

Tuesday 3 January 2017 5:40

I might do that! Thanks for the suggestion. Good thing I haven't called her out on it yet. I'm not sure how I feel about the whole thing, though. It's been going on for years! And it's not like we are that intimate, or goof around much.

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gracehi 31

Monday 2 January 2017 17:38

Sibling rivalry level: Genius

chucklesman96 13

Monday 2 January 2017 18:39

That's hilarious :) My brother in law always moves things or hides things whenever he comes to visit. My favourite thus far was hanging my car keys in the Christmas tree.

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ulissey_fml 22

Wednesday 4 January 2017 1:02

Watch the French movie: le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain. It has great tips on how to retaliate.

sandman676 20

Friday 6 January 2017 8:00

Funny AF

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