Health: Today, I finally received counselling for my horrible and irrational... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/03/2018 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally received counselling for my horrible and irrational fear of abandonment. After sitting in the waiting room for two hours, I got a phone call from my therapist. She'd forgotten I was there and gone for lunch. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 13 March 2018 15:16

This is actually phase one of the treatment, facing your fear head on.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 13 March 2018 15:10

On one hand, this is unprofessional on quite a few levels, and she should definitely know better. On the other hand, you at least got the call admitting that she forgot, so she might’ve taken you in after lunch.

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Mechakitty 13

Wednesday 14 March 2018 11:03

your fear has now been proven rational

SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 0:54

Not as bad as your therapist committing suicide right after you leave your first appointment.

alicelouise66 5

Wednesday 17 July 2019 21:07

if she forgot you were there then why did she call you? I'm confused

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