this reminds me of the sandlot :) Im sure you didn't screw up nearly as much as you might think

You can say that you wanted to prove your words about her being "stunning" :D

At least she knows you love her! That is so cute, OP! I'd totally call you! I'm sure the rose in my profile picture is as beautiful as your sweetheart... I can't help but wonder if she called you, though... It'd be nice to know!

At least you got that far. You'll get through it next time. Maybe even get as far as, I don't know, hearing her response!

It's always adorable when guys get nervous shows they care what you think

The real story is: she knew you liked her, drugged your drink and abducted you in which time you found out she wasn't human.... In fact an alien in disguise then she called the mothers ship and took you to a different planet in which you thought anal was a good idea... You didn't know it was going to be in you though. Rape is never funny

When you came to you should have exclaimed, "Good God! I'm lucky you weren't set on Kill!"

That's adorable and I'd call you. :3

As a girl, I'd have to say that note would work ;)

She sounds like a total knock out!